antiduckface:

you know that lolcat pic that says “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!”?
yeah.  that’s how we felt when we saw this picture.

Seriously, I think she has even tried to partially photoshop herself…

antiduckface:

you know that lolcat pic that says “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!”?

yeah. that’s how we felt when we saw this picture.

Seriously, I think she has even tried to partially photoshop herself…

"Once the wound stops hurting, what hurts then is the scar"
(via hxcfairy)

(via hxcfairy)

midnightsparks:
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midnightsparks:

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Patrick Swayze is going to be on The View next week. But he can only talk to Whoopie.

onemoretimewithfeeling:

kapi0:kayfabe:(via morgenstern:thatguychad)
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
"I would have liked to have insulted you, but I was concerned that you would not have understood it"
riddledfate:

thex-files:

piktured:

oldfilmsflicker:
more truth.
okay he’s right again


BRB, laughing my ass offfff…..

riddledfate:

thex-files:

piktured:

oldfilmsflicker:

more truth.

okay he’s right again

BRB, laughing my ass offfff…..

"A lot of people are under the impression that you get to choose who you love."
— The Mexican (via filmquotes) (via mentalclutter)

I wish there was less hate and more love in the world. I wish there was no judgement or boundaries and that we could be seen uniquely but equal. I wish there was more people who showed the world that they cared.

"If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet."
— Blair Waldorf (via wishopeace)
"They accept FUNDIE but not ASIAN? What kind of Scrabble is this?!?!"
— Me, on Facebook Scrabble. (via sandwichpress)
I was putting the dishes from the dishwasher away, and this went through my head.

wearetheweirdos:

“lol i’m like the sorting hat placing the utensils in the right houses. lololoololoolololololololololololoolllool.”

pathetic.

....
  • Ren: So, how much is it? Is it eight million something dollars?
  • Andrea: Uh, it's... $599.
  • Me: Wow, you would SUCK at The Price is Right.
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