you know that lolcat pic that says “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!”?
yeah. that’s how we felt when we saw this picture.
Seriously, I think she has even tried to partially photoshop herself…
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I am so out of touch with all the cool stuff :( I used to be the person who was like "OMG HAVE YOU TRIED NEW CRAZE??".
I am now the old lady knitting in the corner asking what an ipod is.
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"Once the wound stops hurting, what hurts then is the scar"
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Patrick Swayze is going to be on The View next week. But he can only talk to Whoopie.
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
— Stephen F Roberts (via retropolitics)
"I would have liked to have insulted you, but I was concerned that you would not have understood it"
more truth.okay he’s right again
BRB, laughing my ass offfff…..
"A lot of people are under the impression that you get to choose who you love."
— The Mexican (via filmquotes) (via mentalclutter)
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I wish there was less hate and more love in the world. I wish there was no judgement or boundaries and that we could be seen uniquely but equal. I wish there was more people who showed the world that they cared.
"If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet."
— Blair Waldorf (via wishopeace)
"They accept FUNDIE but not ASIAN? What kind of Scrabble is this?!?!"
— Me, on Facebook Scrabble. (via sandwichpress)
I was putting the dishes from the dishwasher away, and this went through my head.
“lol i’m like the sorting hat placing the utensils in the right houses. lololoololoolololololololololololoolllool.”
pathetic.
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- Ren: So, how much is it? Is it eight million something dollars?
- Andrea: Uh, it's... $599.
- Me: Wow, you would SUCK at The Price is Right.
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